Tokidoki Milk Does A Body Good

Since milk does a body good, it only makes sense that mini milk does a body great!  With that in mind, let's pour a glass of Moofia Milk and celebrate Funko Tokidoki Mini Week.  That has a nice ring to it.  Bet you can't say it five times fast.....while chugging a gallon of milk.  (DISCLAIMER: Chugging milk while talking may cause a choking hazard.  Friends don't let friends Chug and Talk.)     

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According to the Tokidoki website, "Mozzarella leads the Moofia.  The Moofia was assembled to extort milk from the lunchboxes of schoolyard bullies.  Mozzarella is loving and kind to good kids but ruthless and feared by those who harass the innocent.  By taking the milk from the bad and giving it to the good, the Moofia know the good will grow up strong and healthy to protect themselves.  Milk is power.  Milk is protection."

I didn't know all that when I bought it.  I just thought the outside packaging was super cute.

   
So cute that I wasn't sure how to open the box without ruining it.  I didn't want to open it like an actual milk carton.  That would've ruining the look.  In the end, I used my pocket knife and gently cut along the bottom.

It worked.  I didn't destroy the box.  The figure was in a sealed bag.  I ripped it open and pulled out this little guy.  (You know, in a different context, that sentence could probably land you in jail.)   

Anyway, the figure is too cute.  The package is too cute.  Milk is power.  Milk is protection.  Milk does a body good.